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Discouraged Democrats watch (in disbelief) as clout gets whittled down to a rotten toothpick. The Department of Justice can’t seem to figure out if they should prosecute Steve … Read more
Spent a fortune getting to Mars. No trees, shrubs, or water- no place to vacation- looks like a dusty red-hot nightmare- what humans are turning earth into. Is … Read more
A new ‘Stop The Squeal’ movement has started up. This document is being circulated to put an end to the endless squealing of certain groups of an extreme … Read more
I’ve got FELONS in LOW places, where dark money flows- and Qanon chases- liberals away- It’s insurrection day! TOASTING Gaetz… (doped champagne) … credit card charges- FRAUD campaign. … Read more
Afghanistan WAR PROPHETS! Before “WE” got involved- pentagon spokesmen (BULLFROGS) always had a lot to say… Now…silence. (CRICKETS). Neoconservatives CROAKERS insisted WE have American “boots on the ground” … Read more
I’ve been biting manicured nails lately, worried about where to hide my massive wealth. Like Trump’s family- We never paid taxes. Rest assured-old Chap… Neutral Switzerland will do … Read more
Upheld by the Supreme Court, the State of Texas has (in effect) prohibited abortion, while formally authorizing anyone over age 21 to carry a firearm without requiring a … Read more
Trump was fully prepared to have Pence murdered and our Capital ransacked… yet maintains “executive privilege” and “legal umbrellas” over phone records DURING HIS insurrection. Tax returns and … Read more
Since Donald Rumsfeld croaked and nobody at the Pentagon takes responsibility for Afghanistan… I volunteer! 2.26 TRILLION DOLLARS and TWENTY YEARS LATER- I’m another NOBODY who said-TOLD YA … Read more
Halo America- “Qanon” here… celebrating- Dirty deeds, done- dirt cheap. Qanon LAUNDERING PRODUCTS were developed to- unstain Trump’s… mightily soiled briefs. Clothing on the LEFT -dumb sheets on … Read more