Top Secret Article! Don't Read! - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Top Secret article satirically forbidden to Covert Laughers & Kleptomaniacs, foreign & domestic!

TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T READ THIS TOP SECRET ARTICLE nor TAKE IT HOME!

10. YOU DON’T HAVE CLEARANCE TO LAUGH!

9. YOU WERE SCARRED AS A KID OPENING YOUR ‘JACK IN THE BOX’!

8. YOU FART WHEN YOU LAUGH – ASK YOUR 4 EX’S!

7. LET’S FACE IT – THE GOV’T DOESN’T WANT YOU TO LAUGH!

6. YOU’VE NOT BEEN FULLY VETTED OR CHECKED FOR FLEAS!

I’m sorry!

5. YOU’VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO LAUGH – YOU HAVEN’T LAUGHED SINCE COVID STARTED!

Until Now! haha

4. WHO KNOWS, ANY ‘REDACTIONS’ MIGHT INTERFERE WITH YOUR DYSLEXIA!

3. YOU DON’T HAVE TRUMP’S $$LAWYERS TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOOSGAL EVERY FRIGIN’ TIME!

2. OH NO – YOU’D HIDE YOUR 1/2 EATEN ‘SNICKERS’ & ‘CHUCKLES’ BETWEEN TRUMP’S Nice&Easy NUCLEAR BOMB FORMULA & HIS ‘HAPPY ENDINGS’ MASSAGE APPOINTMENTS FOLDERS!

And #1…I HEARD LAUGHING COULD LEAD TO TICKLING, TICKLING COULD LEAD TO FOREPLAY & FOREPLAY COULD LEAD TO…a (Humor Times) REDACTION!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha