Top Secret Article! Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read This nor Take It Home!

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Top Secret article satirically forbidden to Covert Laughers & Kleptomaniacs, foreign & domestic!

TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T READ THIS TOP SECRET ARTICLE nor TAKE IT HOME!

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10.  YOU DON’T HAVE CLEARANCE TO LAUGH!

9.  YOU WERE SCARRED AS A KID OPENING YOUR ‘JACK IN THE BOX’!

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  8.  YOU FART WHEN YOU LAUGH – ASK YOUR 4 EX’S!

7.  LET’S FACE IT – THE GOV’T DOESN’T WANT YOU TO LAUGH!

6.  YOU’VE NOT BEEN FULLY VETTED OR CHECKED FOR FLEAS!

I’m sorry!

5.  YOU’VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO LAUGH – YOU HAVEN’T LAUGHED SINCE COVID STARTED!  

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Until Now!  haha

  4.  WHO KNOWS, ANY ‘REDACTIONS’ MIGHT INTERFERE WITH YOUR DYSLEXIA!

  3.  YOU DON’T HAVE TRUMP’S $$LAWYERS TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOOSGAL EVERY FRIGIN’ TIME!

2.  OH NO – YOU’D HIDE YOUR 1/2 EATEN ‘SNICKERS’ & ‘CHUCKLES’ BETWEEN TRUMP’S Nice&Easy NUCLEAR BOMB FORMULA & HIS ‘HAPPY ENDINGS’ MASSAGE APPOINTMENTS FOLDERS!

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And #1…I HEARD LAUGHING COULD LEAD TO TICKLING, TICKLING COULD LEAD TO FOREPLAY & FOREPLAY COULD LEAD TO…a (Humor Times) REDACTION!

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