Trump wants to be “Dictator” but don’t worry, just for one day! Next, maybe he’ll be “Queen for a Day!”
Trump says he’ll only be a Dictator for a day – but there are so many more days in a Presidential Term, so I immediately signed up for ‘Costumes & Props’!
I’ll spare you the names of the world’s notorious Dictators as you know who they are & their rap sheets & that’s a good thing because we don’t need another one!
But Trump said, ‘Just 1 day’ – so we’ll just have to find out on Election Day who wouldn’t mind giving him his little request on his first day!
DAY TWO
He won’t be a Dictator anymore – he’ll be QUEEN FOR A DAY!
DAY THREE
He’ll be A SINGER!
“What a difference a day makes, twenty-four little hours…” Hit song by THE Dinah Washington
DAY FOUR
He’ll be THE VILLAGE IDIOT!
DAY FIVE
He’ll be A FARMER!
DAY SIX
He’ll be A PREACHER!
DAY SEVEN
He’ll be A METAMUCIL SPOKESPERSON!
DAY EIGHT
He’ll be A POSTAGE STAMP MODEL!
And, DAY NINE… PRISONER FOR LIFE! **
** if not sooner!
- Take this Mandatory Test to See If You’re Qualified to Vote - April 16, 2024
- You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Mr. Pecker at a Porn Star Trial! - April 14, 2024
- How to Tell if Someone’s in a Cult: Top 10 - April 2, 2024
