Star Witness Stormy Daniels talks so fast, here’s some help with the risque language, to get you thru the next few weeks of Stink Eyes & Erogenous Zones!
Since we don’t have a front row seat at the Trial of the Century, here’s a little lusty satirical help to fill in the gaps in the risque testimony!
- SALACIOUS
Anything Stormy Daniels feels the hell like saying!
- ‘HONEY BUNCH’
The name a horny man uses on a woman to go to Dinner & a Job Interview!
- ‘HORSE FACE’
The name a-once-horny-man now uses after she writes a book!
- LAKE TAHOE HOTEL SUITE
A Liar’s Lair!
- FREAKY AFFAIR ATTIRE
One Brown Sock, One Blue!
- $130,000
$129,995 more than what I was charging! Damn!
- MISSIONARY POSITION
Praying she gets off his hair!
- MUSHROOM & TRUFFLE SCAVENGER HUNT
A woman sizing up her prey!
- FOREPLAY IRONY
Slapping his butt with his own face on a magazine!
- 40DDD
A male magnet that leaves men stupid or in some cases a worm eats your brain!
And…
- ‘NOT WEARING A CONDOM’!
A phrase you might hear as a million sperm escape including ERIC!
DON’T GET ME STARTED!
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