The new Trump University course catalog lists a new MFA degree program with a focus on Creative Lying.
According to the Trump University course catalog, a new Master of Fine Arts (MFA) degree program, with a focus on Creative Lying, has been added for the 2025-26 academic year. Students in this program specialize in fiction and complete at least 12 units (48 hours) of coursework over 3 years.
Course Requirements:
In consultation with their special committee, MFA students must successfully complete 4 graduate-level courses in Propaganda and Literary Prevarication; complete a Corporate Embezzlement Seminar; and meet the classical language requirement (pig-Latin or Esperanto).
Students are required to complete 2 units (8 hours) of elective courses. Recommended courses include but are not limited to, “Global Impact of the Three Stooges,” “Vladimir Putin as a Consensus Builder,” and “The Philosophical Insights of Dr. Goebbels.”
Additionally, students must complete one unit (4 hours) of coursework in Cultural Studies (“American Ghetto Subcultures” or “Introduction to Shithole Countries”).
Quoting from the Course Catalog, “Trump University offers on faculty a wealth of international scholars and public figures who are ready to provide a breadth of real-world experience in creative lying, be it in political (un)reality, budgetary fiction or a seminar of autocracy.”
Grading:
Letter grades are awarded according to the following guidelines:
A+ Commendable (Republican in good standing)
BJ Available to Honors Students only
B Borderline; better make a campaign donation
C Kiss your Democrat ass goodbye
Expenses:
Trump University is a strictly online educational endeavor. Owing to the university’s academic mission and to the fact that just 8 students are enrolled each academic year, TU’s MFA Creative Lying Program is totally tuition free. All coursework must be completed on the Trumpstore.com website, however, which charges a minimal $200,000 access fee per academic year. Second year students are eligible to apply for a 4% reduction in costs.
How to apply:
Applications are accepted 24/7 in the men’s room, stall #3, 1st floor, Mar-a-Lago Golf Club, Palm Beach, FL. Place first year’s website fee in a (clean) specimen cup and deposit it with Ms. Bondi or Mr. Vance. No refunds!
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