A fervent prayer tossed around on God’s desk, as I have another talk with The Man Upstairs
A talk with The Man Upstairs
GOD
Yes Marilyn, what is it now?
ME
Did you get to my, you know – prayer?
GOD
It must be “Sitting on my desk to be reviewed”!
ME
I don’t know what you’re doing up there, but this should be top priority!
GOD
All I can do is turn the water off while he’s sudsing up.
ME
Whoopdee-d0 – I was expecting more from you.
GOD
I’ll get you on the other side.
ME
Did’ya hear something?
GOD (laughs)
No dear, but I did give Trump a migraine last night.
ME
Is that all you got?
GOD
I gave him an erotic dream & didn’t wake him out of it!
ME
That’s good but when is he…
GOD
Actually, that’s not my department. I have Associates, so my hands are clean.
ME
Who are you – Goddi?
GOD (laughs)
Maybe I can shut him up for a day or two – give you some peace.
ME
Nah, millions are looking for something more permanent. Ever hear the name ‘Epstein’?
GOD
Did he commit suicide or what?
ME
Nobody knows, I’m waiting for Trump’s memoir to come out.
GOD
Me too – I love fiction.
ME
Did you read mine?
GOD
Let’s just say – don’t put another cheesy promo up for that so-called funny book.
ME
Why not?
GOD
Not enough sex!
ME
I never thought of you having sex.
GOD
Me either!
ME
Is that blasphemy? Am I going to Hell?
GOD
Write another book and we’ll find out!
Find them waiting for you on Amazon.
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