Sleepless in the White House: Saying Prayers with Hannity

The president likes to talk late at night with the Fox News host: is he saying his prayers with Hannity?

trump prayers with hannity

“GOODNIGHT DONNY.” “GOODNIGHT SEANY.”

New York Magazine tells us that our President & Fox News anchor Sean Hannity like to chat on the phone before bedtime & their last conversation definitely bears it out…

SEANY HANNITY

What are you doing?

DONNY TRUMP

Arranging my fries in order to size & sauce ratio.

SEANY

What are you wearing?

Trump Hannity

DONNY

It’s ‘Come as you are’ tonight.

SEANY

What was it last night?

DONNY

Chastity Belt Special.

SEANY

Every night is a surprise, huh?

SEANY

Well, when she’s in the room it is.

SEANY

Jared looked really good at the Jerusalem Embassy – you must be proud.

DONNY

All he needs is a Clearance.

SEANY

No rush, right – he could bring peace to the region blindfolded.

DONNY

Bibi owes me.

SEANY

Maybe a Corned Beef on Rye?

DONNY

With Russian Dressing. (Wink, Wink)

SEANY

I didn’t know!

DONNY

You didn’t know anything when Guiliani was with you either.

SEANY

I’m getting sleepy.

DONNY

No, get to hang up on you!  I’m getting sleepy!

SEANY

Talk again tomorrow night, right?

DONNY

get the last word.  Goodnight Mueller!

SEANY

He’s listening?

DONNY

You putz – next time call Pence – he doesn’t know anything either!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.