Minor Incursions: Biden Lists His Favorites

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After warning Putin against any minor incursions into Ukraine, Biden listed some of his favorites throughout history.

minor incursions, Battle of The Little Big Horn — Battle of The Little Big Horn. Painting by Charles Marion Russell, image via US Library of Congress, Public Domain.

Odayshus Footinmouth, executive editor of You Scare the Hell Outta Me magazine, states that in the March 2022 issue, President Joe Biden will list his favorite minor incursions from the pages of history.

12. The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

11. The Gunfight at the OK Corral

10. The Alamo

9. Battle of the Little Big Horn

8. The Burning of Rome

7. The Battle of Gettysburg

6. Pearl Harbor

5. The 100 Years War

4. The Battle of Hastings

3. The Battle of New Orleans

2. Iwo Jima

1. The Normandy Invasion

You Scare the Hell Outta Me is the official magazine of people who speak without thinking. In the April issue Prince Andrew will list his 10 favorite teenybopper dates.

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Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.