P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Oklahoma Woman Arrested for Cooking Hash; Ted Nugent Talks Turkey

By P. Beckert, April 22, 2012July 13, 2013

NORMAN, OK – A perfect storm of a misread new law on the books, an already stressed-to-the-max police team, and a whole lot of miscommunication sent a Norman, … Read more

Ann Romney Offered Job as Latest ‘Real Housewife’ on Bravo

By P. Beckert, April 21, 2012July 13, 2013

Bravo network has reportedly offered Ann Romney a chance to become the latest real housewife to appear in their wildly popular reality series Real Housewives. The offer comes … Read more

Loose Cannon Shows Up at Annual NRA Meeting

By P. Beckert, April 19, 2012July 13, 2013

A cannon that had been reported missing for a few days showed up just in time to become a spectacle at the annual NRA meeting in St. Louis … Read more

Jeff Lewis: Attacked by the Ghost of Joan Crawford with a Wire Hanger?

By P. Beckert, April 17, 2012July 13, 2013

Bravo personality, Jeff Lewis, is feeling much better today after spending the better part of last night in a bathtub filled with hot water and Epsom salts to … Read more

Political Activist Group Petition Drive Runs Amok

By P. Beckert, April 16, 2012July 13, 2013

The Political Activist Group “Making Change” is reaching out to their contributor base, asking for ideas for new petitions to keep the heat on Washington and Wall Street. … Read more

Restaurant Chain in North Korea Closes as Food Aid Cancelled

By P. Beckert, April 14, 2012July 13, 2013

PYONGYANG – A new restaurant chain in North Korea delayed the launch of several new locations after the United States announced it would no longer provide food aid … Read more

Something Scarier Than Friday 13th?

By P. Beckert, April 13, 2012July 13, 2013

Professor isolates new compound fear worse than Friday 13th: Mittotrickstertriskaidekaphobia Many folks have a fear of the number thirteen, a phobia known as triskaidekaphobia. Taking that one step … Read more

Five-Year Old Child Prodigy Channeling Frank Zappa

By P. Beckert, April 10, 2012August 8, 2015

Ezra and Zoe Weinbaum of Hollywood, Florida are finally ready to accept the fact that they may just have a child prodigy on their hands. Their son, Zach, … Read more

States Unwittingly Promote Masturbation by Prohibiting Gateway Sexual Activity

By P. Beckert, April 8, 2012November 15, 2023

SALT LAKE CITY – In a poll taken of students in several states including Utah and Wisconsin, where new laws have been enacted to promote abstinence only as a way to prevent unwanted pregnancies, it was discovered that masturbation has sharply increased…

Scott Walker’s Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Women’s Rights

By P. Beckert, April 7, 2012September 3, 2013

MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is a little ‘blue’ these days since his wife decided to take a stand against her husband’s continuing attack on women’s rights.
At the annual Maple Bluff Garden Club meeting on Friday, the first lady of…