Charlie Brown Works for Peanuts While Lucy Harvests the Crop
The Peanuts gang grows up Charlie Brown of the comic strip ‘Peanuts’ fame grew up to be a manager of a Seven-Eleven and invested much of his meager … Read more
Roger Freed
Rich Lose Their ‘Poor People Cushion’
Having the less fortunate around helped separated rich folk from the harsh realities of daily life Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today, as the … Read more
Mammoth Ski Mountain Suffers Identity Crisis Due to Aspen Finding a Real Mammoth
Snowmass Ski Resort in Colorado has Mammoth Mountain, the California ski area, beat. Not that it has more snow. Nor better terrain. Nor a bigger mountain. But Snowmass … Read more
Someone Famous is Coming Out of the Closet
Somewhere inside a Washington Super Pac think tank: Three suited men are pouring over papers scattered on a desk before them. “So, it comes down to this: The … Read more
Ringling Brothers Sues Political Parties Over Rights to “Biggest Circus On Earth”
Claims the parties’ clowns are just grotesque caricatures Ringling Brothers Circus is suing both the Republican and Democratic Parties for infringements on their “Biggest Circus In The World” … Read more
Recycled Republicans
SCENARIO — A secret laboratory deep underground beneath the American Heritage Think Tank And Karaoke Lounge in Washington. It is a room filled with strange scientific paraphernalia — … Read more
Iowa Tries to Kill Off Republican Candidates Early in the Election
The people of Iowa are trying to kill off the current crop of Republican delegates before they even make it to the primaries. Appearing at various gatherings throughout … Read more
Obama Stars In Remake of “It’s a Wonderful Life.”
President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him … Read more
Large Numbers of Salvation Army Volunteers Going Mad from Constant Bell Ringing
Apparently the donation seekers do more than just irritate shoppers A higher than normal number of Salvation Army Christmas bell ringers are going mad this holiday season, scientists … Read more
Alaskans Being Intentionally Bad to Get Free Coal from Santa Claus
Residents of the Arctic town of Sealgut Alaska have resorted to extreme means to get their heating fuel supplies for this winter. Faced by two months of near … Read more
