NRA Takes Fight to Whole New Level, Buys Star Wars Death Star
New acquisition seen as boost for NRA outreach, as well as leverage in Congress The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star … Read more
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Pot and Bongo Festival Expected to Draw Huge Crowds
“Green” festivals have whole new meaning in pot legalization era The First Annual “Pot and Bongo Festival,” to be held this year, is expected to draw huge crowds … Read more
How to Train for the Navy SEALS as a Stay-at-Home Parent
Go from preparing baby meals to preparing for the Navy SEALS AUSTIN, TX — Are you a stay-at-home mom or dad? Do you have dreams of entering an … Read more
Ahmadinejad, Lonely, Creates Social Networking Site for Dictators
New social site big hit with anti-social dictators everywhere TEHRAN, IRAN – For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, life as a dictator is starting to take its toll. His answer: FASCISTBOOK. … Read more
Father Guido Sarducci to Replace Pope Benedict
The anti-gay Pope Benedict will give way to the anti-Pope By Anti Coulter, Liberals Unite Pope Benedict sent shockwaves through the Catholic community and around the world when … Read more
Obama: Drone Strikes “Not Lip-Synced”
‘Drone strikes deaths performed live’ says prez WASHINGTON D.C. — Following the controversial lip-syncing performance by singing sensation Beyonce Knowles at the inauguration a couple weeks ago, a … Read more
Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts
“I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal.” — Justin Bieber LONDON, ONTARIO — In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, … Read more
Axe-Wielding Hitchhiker Hero Inspires Copycats
Misfits nationwide take up ‘hitchhiker hero stereotype-defying’ mantle A homeless axe-wielding drifter turned out to be a hitchhiker hero this week, and is now inspiring copycats. Kai – the … Read more
Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket
Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS … Read more
Woman Claims It Is What It Is Wasn’t What It Was
If it is what it is, why is it not what it seems? A New Jersey woman has brought charges against a local yoga instructor for misleading her … Read more
