Future News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration

Future News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration

Inauguration turns into wild melee as them damn ‘librals’ tarnish ‘Merca’ Following one of the most contentious political seasons in recent history,  tens of thousands of Democrats gathered en masse on Pennsylvania Avenue to protest … Read moreFuture News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration

Comedian Bill Burr Determines it’s Safer to be a Sniper

Comedian Bill Burr Determines it’s Safer to be a Sniper

“Snipers can defend themselves. They have AK-47’s.” – Bill Burr Bill Burr announced today he intends to become a sniper in the U.S. Marines. “It’s way safer than being a comedian,” he said. “Telling jokes … Read moreComedian Bill Burr Determines it’s Safer to be a Sniper

Ron Paul Offers Shocking Proposal to Limit Illegal Immigration

Ron Paul Offers Shocking Proposal to Limit Illegal Immigration

New illegal immigration proposal is a hot topic During the 2012 fiscal year the federal government spent more on immigration enforcement—18 billion—than on every other federal enforcement agency combined. We’ve build endless fences, surveillance towers, … Read moreRon Paul Offers Shocking Proposal to Limit Illegal Immigration

New Evidence Suggests the Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton

New Evidence Suggests the Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton

Scientists do about face on Garden of Eden Revolutionary developments in science happen infrequently. Copernicus upended Ptolemy’s earth-centric model of the universe. Newton formulated the laws of motion and universal gravitation. Einstein recalibrated Newtonian physics … Read moreNew Evidence Suggests the Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton

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