Colbert Has Quit, Now Jon Stewart Is Going – Soon We Shall Be Totally Abandoned

Colbert Has Quit, Now Jon Stewart Is Going – Soon We Shall Be Totally Abandoned

The Apocalypse is close at hand: a world without Jon Stewart and the Colbert Report The Apocalypse is close at hand. The signs of the times are showing themselves. I am sure that there is … Read moreColbert Has Quit, Now Jon Stewart Is Going – Soon We Shall Be Totally Abandoned

Comedian Bill Burr Determines it’s Safer to be a Sniper

Comedian Bill Burr Determines it’s Safer to be a Sniper

“Snipers can defend themselves. They have AK-47’s.” – Bill Burr Bill Burr announced today he intends to become a sniper in the U.S. Marines. “It’s way safer than being a comedian,” he said. “Telling jokes … Read moreComedian Bill Burr Determines it’s Safer to be a Sniper

Concerned Fox News Hosts Unsure if Shows Qualify as Satire

Concerned Fox News Hosts Unsure if Shows Qualify as Satire

Bill O’Reilly: “If what we do is satire, you can bet we do it better than anyone else.” NEW YORK CITY – Alarmed Fox News hosts recently engaged in a heated discussion over whether the … Read moreConcerned Fox News Hosts Unsure if Shows Qualify as Satire

‘The Onion’ and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close

‘The Onion’ and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close

“World insanity is beyond our writers’ imaginations,” says Onion fake news editor. CHICAGO — “The Onion” managing editor, Russell Sprouts, announced today that the well-known fake news outlet was shutting down immediately. Six other prominent … Read more‘The Onion’ and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close

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