Ted Cruz Found Sobbing in Basement of D.C. Mexican Restaurant
“I don’t think I can ever face my colleagues again” — Sen. Ted Cruz Sources say that when Sen. Ted Cruz found out today he had single-handedly taken … Read more
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Lost Journal: Cleanliness is Next to Nuttiness
Journal entry: February 23, 1988 (age 18) — Cleanliness Earlier tonight, I was sitting in my SUNY Oswego dorm room, reading my Introduction to Meteorology textbook. But I … Read more
Fukushima Sushi
Fukushima Sushi Which is harder to believe? The ludicrous shenanigans going down in Washington or the fact that nobody seems particularly interested in doing anything about them? Good … Read more
Giving Up Liberty for a Little Safety – An Exclusive Cartoon News Report
Ben Franklin famously wrote, “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” What would he say now? Benjamin … Read more
GOP Unhinged by Obamacare: Laugh ’til it Hurts
Repubs determined to make country sick over Obamacare Whacking yourself on the head with a ball-peen hammer would be stupid. But doing it again and again — that’s … Read more
Speaker of the House Boehner Replaced with Bellyacher of the House Cruz
Boehner hands gavel to “man behind the scenes” Today, on Face the Nation with Cindy Crowley, John Boehner announced that he was giving up his gavel to Ted … Read more
Lost Journal: Playing Patient Less Fun than Playing Doctor
Journal entry: October 15, 2007 (age 38) — Playing Doctor “Did you ever see that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer and Mickey get hired to pretend they have … Read more
Showdown, Shutdown, Shakedown
Government shutdown? Unfortunately, the dim bulbs are still glowing on Capitol Hill Government’s closed, everybody! Go home. Except Congress, that is, whose members are still getting paid, classified … Read more
R.I.P. Middle Class: An Editorial Cartoon Odyssey
Remember the “Middle Class”? The administration is touting a strong “recovery”… but its robustness is debatable. The GOP says there’s still too much fat… and even Democrats assure … Read more
Cartoon Caption Contest Winners, Oct. 2013
Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times Cartoon Caption Contest Winners for the contest ending Oct. 4, 2013. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption … Read more
