Let’s Adopt These Planks from GOP’s National Platform
The GOP: Go back to the future? From Rick Perry to Rick Santorum, many Republican sparklies say they reject the science of evolution, favoring instead the “science” of … Read more
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Lost Journal: Dad Truly Believes in Cleaning Leaves from the Eaves
Journal entry: October 15, 1994 (age 25) “Oh, I’m so glad you boys are both home this weekend. You can help your father clean out the eaves!” My … Read more
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Devastated by Infidelity of Loving Wife
Kim Jong Un singing the Supreme Leader Blues Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has been reportedly devastated by the apparent infidelity of his government issued wife. The birth … Read more
Lost Journal: Shutout at Shea Leads Brothers to Cannibalism
Journal entry: September 1, 1984 (age 15) With my 27-year-old brother, Jim, driving, the trip from Binghamton to New York City takes less than 3 hours. Other brother … Read more
Massive Sinkhole Threatens to Rip Florida in Half
Sure, fracking may cause whole cities to disappear down sinkholes, but at least we’ll be able to heat the homes that are left with our own gas TAMPA, … Read more
FAQ: Electing a New Pope
Confused about the pope thing? Just here to help… Q. Can you please explain what the heck is going on with the pope in Rome? A. Well, Pope … Read more
Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE
It seems that money can buy you love, after all In a stunning new move, NYSE Chairman Marsh Carter approved the addition of a new commodity — love … Read more
Westboro Baptist Church Plans to Protest Itself
Westboro Baptist Church members will be staying in Topeka, Kansas this Sunday to stage what they are calling their most important protest to date. They are going to … Read more
European Investment Bank Quitting Coal? Yes Men Strike Again!
Climate activists create fake press release, bizarre award ceremony, to highlight dirty coal support by EU bank BRUSSELS — The European Investment Bank (EIB) president Werner Hoyer was … Read more
Ron Paul Offers Shocking Proposal to Limit Illegal Immigration
New illegal immigration proposal is a hot topic During the 2012 fiscal year the federal government spent more on immigration enforcement—18 billion—than on every other federal enforcement agency … Read more
