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4-Minute Interview with Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos
Interview with Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and one of the world’s wealthiest persons, announced today … Read more
Narcississies, Supremasissies, Psychosissies, Oh My!
Together they make a “big pot of Sissy Stew,” says a former CIA psychiatrist about certain government workers exhibiting social disorders. Oh my, indeed. “Put them all … Read more
Trump Signs Executive Order Changing the Official Language from English to American
Trump: “We’ve been speaking British for far too long,” signs executive order changing the official language to American. On Saturday, President Trump made good on one of his … Read more
Global Financier Says Buy Eggs, Not Gold
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Global financier is bullish on eggs and egg-related investments, bearish on “boring old” gold. World famous global financier Dr. Snatche DeCash, chairman … Read more
Now Is the Time to Push for a Democratic Democratic Party
Sen. Bernie Sanders is a leader who actually leads, as he pushes for a really democratic Democratic Party. Once again, Sen. Bernie Sanders is showing that he’s a … Read more
What We Heard at the State of the Union (from a Gold-Plated Podium)
Here’s what we heard during Trump’s first SOTU of his second term, speaking from his gold-plated podium. America tuned in to the State of the Union Tuesday night, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/3/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about LeBron and Bronny, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
