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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/25/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, like that about Eric Clapton, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Mars Could Fall from the Sky, Warn Scientists
A thing called “reverse magnimosity” could cause Mars to fall from the sky, warns the Slobovian Space Program. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) If you were planning … Read more