Summer: Day One
Forget the almanac. And the calendar. Forget whatever the weatherman or the newspaper or the next-door neighbor with the hair growing out of a mole shaped like the … Read more
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Run, Newt, Run!
Out of elective politics for over a decade, dithering on the sidelines like a moody Southern-fried Hamlet, Newt Gingrich jumped back into the ring announcing plans to run … Read more
Obama Gets Osama
Pull the banner out of storage and string it back across the aircraft carrier. Because this time, Mission Really Accomplished. Barack bested bin Laden. Obama got Osama. Or … Read more
Seasonal Asset Disorder
Affliction reportedly exacerbated by tax season A Humor Times Special Report Seasonal Asset Disorder (SAD), also known as tax depression or tax blues, is a mood disorder in … Read more
Top Ten Christmas Gifts for Wall Street Fat Cats
It’s the most… wonderful time… of the year. And the most frantic and anxious and mind-numbing and expensive. The rewarding part is my on-going seasonal side job as … Read more
Ancient Facebook posts discovered!
We didn’t create these, but we don’t know who did, otherwise we’d credit them. Enjoy…
Banks to Join With Wall Street to Purchase New Government
Old one causing ‘buyer’s remorse,’ say CEOs NEW YORK – CEO’s from the nation’s top banks and Wall Street financial firms confirmed rumors today that they plan to … Read more
Obama to Make Mel Gibson Gov’t Intermediary to BP
‘Tell ’em what we really think of their fake top hats, Mel!’ prez orders A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON – Saying that no one else can tell off … Read more
Humor Times Logo: #4 Out of Top 10 Internationally for Best Design!
Top Five internationally: the Humor Times logo! We are proud to announce that the Humor Times logo we use on this website and as our magazine masthead was … Read more
Convert Gulf Into World’s Largest Oil Tank?
Proponents say it’ll make U.S. number one oil exporter A Humor Times exclusive report GULF OF MEXICO – “We’ve reached the end of our rope,” said BP representative … Read more
