CAC banner ad
CAC banner ad
CAC banner ad
Humor Times subscribe
Humor Times App

[Disclaimer: This article is satire, or what we used to call "fake news" before actual fake news started poisoning the political discourse!]

Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid

Dec 142015
 By , December 14, 2015

‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls

WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced he will run for the Republican presidential nomination.

putin shades“Your candidates are weak,” declared Putin, whose late arrival to the race did not prevent him from surging to the top of the polls.

“I will fix your mess,” said Putin between shots of vodka. “I will beat your problems into submission.”

He was received with a standing ovation and a roar of applause.

The latest Republican entrant into the race responded to criticisms from the left that not being a born citizen of the United States was a disqualifying factor.

“No one thinks current president was America born,” he said, while smashing an empty bottle of vodka on the ground. “Who cares? At least I’m not Muslim terrorist!”

According to poll analysis, Trump’s support, which hasn’t dipped below 20 percent in months, has virtually evaporated, due to the Russian president’s entry into the U.S. presidential race.

At press time, several Republican candidates’ bodies were found in dumpsters.

The following two tabs change content below.
Contributed by Stubhill News: News you can read! Check 'em out at

Like the above content? Leave a comment below! Get notified of new content on Subscribe via email!

Skip to toolbar