Donald Trump NOT GUILTY… of Farting!

old fart farting

Defending Trump’s farting in court is a Gas!

farting grin

WARNING: Reading this treatise on farting may cause raucous giggles from 6 year olds!

I may be alone in this, but I object to any allegation that a defendant on trial – President or not, has farted in court!  I’m just not a believer – you can’t see a Fart!

There’s just no proof – it could be anybody!

Ask anybody in prison right now – it’s more embarrassing than anything on their rap sheet!

Yes, I saw Trump sleeping & doodling in court during his “Hush Money Trial” – but I have not seen any evidence of him farting!

I don’t know how I missed it – maybe it’s because the trial was not televised. 

Was it just once – or was it every time Judge Juan Merchan cleared the room?

Trump denies ever farting & good for him!  I also needed proof that it happened at all!  It’s a daunting task, but this is what I found so far in photos:

he did it again



try not farting

trump kiss

oh no, not again!

queen smelled it


Marilyn Sands