The Most Elusive President - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding!

Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup or ‘How many Tacos it takes to make him fart’ – maybe we’ll get lucky with one of these Top 10’s!

The fact is, too many questions are answered with ‘a disruption’ that’s left us in the dark. And, ‘That’s the way he likes it – uh huh, uh huh’!

I believe each one of us has a little unfinished business with Trump before he gets carted off . Whether it’s The 25th Amendment, getting Impeached (again) or my favorite – his pants are on fire!

So pick one of these incriminating Trump secrets you’d most like revealed & if he sees this – maybe we’ll get lucky! haha

1. The Jeffrey Epstein Files

Please continue. There’s more!

2. Trump’s Grazed Ear Hospital Report

3. A 2024 Election Recount (in broad daylight)

4. The Russian Pee-Pee Tapes (provided by Olga & Anya)

5. Page 86, Line 47 of ‘The Dictator’s Manual’ (about holding your own Military Parade)

6. Did Trump give Elon Musk that Black Eye?

7. Who the hell gets ‘The Free’ Saudi Plane as a Gift?

8. Where is the Security Clearance of Omar, Trump’s Arabian Hummus Taster?

I am not running out of ideas. haha

9. What was Trump dreaming of during his Parade?

‘I shoulda had a Santa’!

Or #10. The one thing you’d most like to see revealed…

Trump’s Birth Certificate from Uranus!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha