Trump’s Civil War Re-enactment Spoof

Civil War "Gone With The Wind"

With the help of Margaret Mitchell’s actual dialogue from her Civil War book & movie “Gone With The Wind”!

After much talk about a Civil War over ‘The Ukraine Phone Call,’ our 45th President gathered all his White House stragglers into his bedroom to go over maneuvers – from muskets to Javelins! 

“War! War! War! This war talk’s spoiling all the fun at every party this spring.”

Civil War Wilbur Ross
Wilbur Ross

“I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin babies!”

Civil War Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham

“I’ve always had a weakness for lost causes once they’re really lost!”

Civil War Rudy Giuliani
Rudy Giuliani

“I’m very drunk & I intend on getting drunker before this evening’s done!”

Melania Trump
Melania Trump

“Frankly, my dear – I don’t give a damn!”

“You can’t show your bosom before 3 o’Clock!”  

And besides, “This is one night you’re not turning me out!”

Donald Trump
Donald Trump

“You should be kissed & often – by someone who knows how!”

Mitch McConnell
Mitch McConnell

“Well, Fiddle dee dee!”

Stephen Miller
Stephen Miller

“I want peace.  I want to see if somewhere there isn’t something left in life of charm & grace.”

The Whistleblower
The Whistleblower

“As G-d is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!”

Chris Christie
Chris Christie

‘Who invited you?’  DT

 ‘Sweet Tea?’

George Papadopolous
George Papadopolous

‘What are you doing here, Coffee Boy?’  DT

“Land is the only thing in the world that amounts to anything – for ’tis the only thing that lasts.”

Steve Mnuchin Civil War
Steve Mnuchin

“No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing badly!”

Bill Barr Civil War
Bill Barr

“Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?”

Mike Pompeo Civil War
Mike Pompeo

“I’ll hate you till I die.  I can’t think of anything bad enough to call you!”

Mike Pence
Mike Pence

‘Get a grip Pence & watch out for the Tire marks!’  DT

“Has the war started?”

Ben Carson Civil War
Ben Carson

“Me? I have the Vapors! Ha ha.”

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play about the 1st Off-Line Dating Site, 'Eden' where Adam & Eve get busy! Proud to announce her new book, "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines can be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 It's for anyone who's ever been Single! And, she says, "If this piece of literature happens to turn up in your John as Toilet Humor - so be it. Who am I kidding - with a Title like I have - I wouldn't be surprised"!
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