With the help of Margaret Mitchell’s actual dialogue from her Civil War book & movie “Gone With The Wind”!
After much talk about a Civil War over ‘The Ukraine Phone Call,’ our 45th President gathered all his White House stragglers into his bedroom to go over maneuvers – from muskets to Javelins!
“War! War! War! This war talk’s spoiling all the fun at every party this spring.”
![Civil War Wilbur Ross](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thLIN0KS0T.jpg)
“I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin babies!”
![Civil War Lindsey Graham](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thJ87UJG21.jpg)
“I’ve always had a weakness for lost causes once they’re really lost!”
![Civil War Rudy Giuliani](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/th4PQXL21N.jpg)
“I’m very drunk & I intend on getting drunker before this evening’s done!”
![Melania Trump](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thDJJ4Q37N.jpg)
“Frankly, my dear – I don’t give a damn!”
“You can’t show your bosom before 3 o’Clock!”
And besides, “This is one night you’re not turning me out!”
![Donald Trump](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thJ55L426C.jpg)
“You should be kissed & often – by someone who knows how!”
![Mitch McConnell](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thGIX8K9E3.jpg)
“Well, Fiddle dee dee!”
![Stephen Miller](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thCVGFD213.jpg)
“I want peace. I want to see if somewhere there isn’t something left in life of charm & grace.”
![The Whistleblower](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thC13ADIBJ.jpg)
“As G-d is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!”
![Chris Christie](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thH1A6NTWS.jpg)
‘Who invited you?’ DT
‘Sweet Tea?’
![George Papadopolous](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/th083U709X.jpg)
‘What are you doing here, Coffee Boy?’ DT
“Land is the only thing in the world that amounts to anything – for ’tis the only thing that lasts.”
![Steve Mnuchin Civil War](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/th2C7O1LOV.jpg)
“No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing badly!”
![Bill Barr Civil War](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/th5.jpg)
“Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?”
![Mike Pompeo Civil War](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thO3RCQ8C4.jpg)
“I’ll hate you till I die. I can’t think of anything bad enough to call you!”
![Mike Pence](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thLVEVXFHR.jpg)
‘Get a grip Pence & watch out for the Tire marks!’ DT
“Has the war started?”
![Ben Carson Civil War](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thRZHVFM1A-1.jpg)
“Me? I have the Vapors! Ha ha.”