This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Stay Out of Women’s Vaginas!

Predators and legislators, STAY OUT!

Trump is the anti-Rodney Dangerfield; he don’t give no respect!

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If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Stay Out of Women’s Vaginas!

Those that swagger in often stagger out.

Trump vs. Stormy: Thugs vs. Jugs.

Just call him the Hate White Grope.

Politics makes for strange bad fellows.

Scoundrels only answer to a lower power.

Brett Kavanaugh represents the supreme wart.

ERA for women: Equal Respect, Already!

Don’t abort women’s rights.

This administration consistently demonstrates ignorant skills.

The coronavirus is a worldwide bandemic.

Trump always makes the nuisance he’s an idiot.

Careful! Tarriffied economies can easily slip into depression.

Trump trade policies: A bullshitter in a China shop.

Wall Street panic crashes in it’s chips.

There’s a logical explanation for everything. Except people.

My imaginary childhood friend grew-up to become an unrealtor.

Why did the mannequin cross the road? To get to her plastic surgeon.

To be free, give yourself a way.

Ralph Lombard
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