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Lot HildegardAn anonymous spokesperson says Prince Andrew overcharged his libido with sugar because of a simple misunderstanding. A source close to the British Crown reports that Prince Andrew, 65, … Read more
The demise of Cracker Barrel’s old logo means the birth of a new restaurant chain timed to take advantage of the backlash. Conservative-populist backlash against the Cracker Barrel … Read more
The state senator says certain demographics are underrepresented among the state’s death row inmates. Alabama State Sen. Crispin Flake (R-Impetigo Springs) announced in a press conference yesterday that … Read more
John F. Kennedy wasn’t quite the man most people believe, according to a distinguished sexologist. John F. Kennedy, 32nd president of the United States (1961-63) and noted womanizer, … Read more
The prominent Republican says the Palestinian Territories should be renamed to align with geopolitics and God’s grand design. Rep. Dorcas Farkas (R-Ga.) has introduced legislation that would bestow … Read more
Hunter Biden and Tim Walz hope their new IT line will help attract young men back to the Democratic Party. Hunter Biden and Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, the … Read more
The singer hopes obesity awareness will change the way Americans look at a disorder that rolls along under the radar. Country music legend Cooter Pickens announced today through … Read more
Sponsors of the bill say it would promote dramatic prison reform and a leaner, less costly military. Rep. Letcher Popinjay (D-N.Y.) introduced prison reform legislation this week that … Read more
LGBTQ rights and priorities are crucial to an understanding of the Confederacy, according to a leading authority. The Civil War, generally described as having been fought over slavery … Read more
Those who wish they lived in Mayberry might not have noticed who’s really doing what and to whom in that supposedly idyllic hamlet. The British social commentator Theodore … Read more
