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By Humor Times, May 16, 2012May 29, 2020

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States Unwittingly Promote Masturbation by Prohibiting Gateway Sexual Activity

By P. Beckert, April 8, 2012November 15, 2023

SALT LAKE CITY – In a poll taken of students in several states including Utah and Wisconsin, where new laws have been enacted to promote abstinence only as a way to prevent unwanted pregnancies, it was discovered that masturbation has sharply increased…

Scott Walker’s Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Women’s Rights

By P. Beckert, April 7, 2012September 3, 2013

MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is a little ‘blue’ these days since his wife decided to take a stand against her husband’s continuing attack on women’s rights.
At the annual Maple Bluff Garden Club meeting on Friday, the first lady of…

Detroit Board of Education Stunned by Student Revolt

By P. Beckert, April 2, 2012December 21, 2018

DETROIT – Top educators in Detroit are scratching their heads and wondering how they could have missed the fact that their city schools are filled with kids who actually want to learn.
Their first and only clue came last Thursday when about 50 students…

Jon Stewart Threatens to Quit Over Olbermann Hiring

By P. Beckert, April 1, 2012September 3, 2013

NEW YORK – Rumors of Comedy Central hiring progressive news host Keith Olbermann has Jon Stewart threatening to quit and go elsewhere to peddle his brand of humor. Stewart, who shares billing with what he calls “The Best Fu#@ing News Team Ever,” wa…

Comedy Central Hires Keith Olbermann

By P. Beckert, March 31, 2012November 15, 2023

Keith Olbermann was fired Friday by Current TV for breach of contract. Fortunately for Olbermann, he won’t have to start a new Countdown for the days since his firing or days until his new job. That’s because Olbermann was immediately hired by Come…

Newt Gingrich Super PAC Spends $1 Million on Mega Millions Lotto

By P. Beckert, March 30, 2012June 14, 2013

Most common folks in America don’t even know who Sheldon Adelson is, but come Saturday, after he is announced the winner of the Mega Millions Lotto, he’ll become a household name just like the man he’s backing for President, Newt Gingrich.
Adelso…

Woman Loses Touch With Reality After Watching Weeklong Reality Series

By P. Beckert, March 26, 2012November 15, 2023

TOPEKA, Kansas – A local woman was transported to KVC Psychiatric Hospital Sunday evening after neighbors called 911 to report a crazed woman trying to build a “doomsday bunker” in her back yard.
Norma Lee Fein, 58, was busy using a chainsaw to c…

Math + Discrimination = Efficiency!

By P. Beckert, March 23, 2012November 15, 2023

While education money is tight right now all across America, parents in the State of Georgia needn’t worry. By combining math with any number of other subjects, some cash-strapped Georgia teachers are finally able to stretch those education dollars …

Flavor Flav Agrees to School Mitt Romney in Ghetto Talk

By P. Beckert, March 21, 2012September 3, 2013

With the New York primary coming up in late April, GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is pretty sure he has that state sewn up simply because Wall Street is in New York, and Wall Street loves Mitt Romney. However, New York also boasts a very large …