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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Obama Invites GOP to White House for “Healing”

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Invitation says ‘Come on over after the Inauguration, let’s patch things up’ President-Elect Barack Obama continued with his “unification” theme this week by sending invitations to all congressmen, … Read more

Bush Pardons Self and Everyone He Knows, Forever

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Says he knows they’d never do anything bad Still-president George W. Bush announced today that he is issuing a blanket pardon for everyone he’s ever been associated with, … Read more

Entire Wal-Mart Store Trampled in New Year’s Sale Buying Spree

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Humor Times Exclusive They thought it couldn’t get any worse than the “Black Friday” trampling deaths of three people in a Wal-Mart at Green Acres Mall in Valley … Read more

Palin Greets “New Year of Possibilities”

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Alaska Governor looks ahead After a breakout year that saw Alaska Governor Sarah Palin rise to star status in the Republican party, she is looking forward to a … Read more

Obama: U.S. Too Big to Fail

Obama: U.S. Too Big to Fail
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Reassures “nattering nabobs of negativity” CHICAGO, IL – With the U.S. economy seemingly disintegrating right before our eyes, President-elect Barack Obama is anxious to get his new team … Read more

Plaxico Burress Not Faster Than Speeding Bullet

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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‘Still faster than any other receivers, bullet in my leg or not’ he claims Plaxico Burress, wide receiver for defending the Super Bowl champions New York Giants, issued … Read more

Obama Begins Planning Transition to Socialism, Communism

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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“We earned the political capital, and we intend to spend it,” he says A Humor Times Special Report CHICAGO, IL – “With our dramatic victory in the polls … Read more

Paulson Details Plan to Rescue Billionaires

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson today reassured nervous rich people that they will not be forced to endure under-$1000-a-bottle wine, smaller yachts or fewer mansions, saying, … Read more

Mad McCain Denounces Angry Left

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Head nearly explodes as he rants WASHINGTON, DC – John McCain continued on the offensive today, deriding the “angry left” for being so darn disagreeable. “Those freakin’ crybabies, … Read more

Palin Heals the Sick, Raises GOP from the Dead

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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Says she’s ready to bring peace & prosperity to world WASILLA, AK – Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who many Republicans hail as the second coming of the Virgin … Read more

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