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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Global Warming Declared Big Success

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares “Mission Accomplished” Still-President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” today in the fight to open up more oil fields. “The melting arctic … Read more

Defeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters

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J Crock
J Crock
J Crock is a veteran newsman with over 50 years experience who doesn't understand why his serious attempts at reporting the news keep winding up on the comedy section of this publication. He spends his days imploring the editors to cease making a mockery of his craft, his nights filled with rage and one day very soon, he will have his revenge. Oh, yes… he'll have his revenge.
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Pillow wasps major concern for many voters. A survey released today by the Getty Research Institute found that schizophrenic voters are most concerned about a growing army of … Read more

China Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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>Spokesman reassures reporters on human rights as wellBEIJING – After initially promising completely unfettered access to the internet for reporters during their stay for the Olympic Games, China … Read more

All Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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>Bush administration sites “ecological concerns” A Humor Times Special Report DENVER – Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium … Read more

Republicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill

Republicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had “a better idea.” “Democrats think in terms of … Read more

Crazy Preachers Unite to Form New Political Party

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Claim God listens only to them Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s former pastor, announced today that a “holy dozen” group of pastors, preachers, rabbis and clerics have joined together … Read more

Subprime Lender Reduced to Lending to Homeless for Cardboard Box Homes

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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>A major subprime lender, Loans4You, which was not quite major enough to get a bailout from the government like Baer Sterns did, has “found new life” making loans … Read more

Sacramento Kings Float New Arena Plan

Sacramento Kings Float New Arena Plan
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Opponents counter that the scheme is ‘all wet’ SACRAMENTO, CA – In a surprising development in the controversy regarding a new sports arena in Sacramento, a novel solution … Read more

Sacramento Airport Readying Expansion

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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>Hopes are to build world-class terminals holding lines “as long as any”SACRAMENTO, CA – Soon, bulldozers will be working feverishly at the Sacramento International Airport, pushing dirt around … Read more

Cheney Pronounces Self King

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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>WASH., D.C. – Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, fed up with restraints on his office, declared himself King today in a prepared statement. “Everyone knows it has been me, … Read more

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