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In North Dakota, it’s the Native American ceremonial pipe vs the bruising financial power of a giant oil pipeline company. In bad movies (and bad history alike), the Native American ceremonial pipe figured prominently as … Read moreA Tale of Two Pipes in North Dakota
The New White House (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the … Read more9/12/2001: The Days After Cheney Became President – Part 20
Obama uses Executive Order to move on Keystone alternative WASHINGTON ─ Citing ‘far-reaching’ and ‘drastic’ environmental concerns, President Obama this week vetoed legislation approving construction of the proposed 1,179 mile Keystone XL Pipeline and immediately … Read moreExecutive Order: President Approves ‘Ecologically Sound’ Oil Ditch
Venezuela’s most vulnerable citizens hope for return to ‘good old days’ The prosperous families in Venezuela have been waiting for this for a long time. Finally, the tyrant is dead, and the people who really … Read moreWith Chávez Gone, Venezuela’s Elite Promise Freedom at Last
A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle between the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, is the practice of pumping chemical-laden water … Read moreA Strange and Sordid Mystery: Hardcore Environmentalists Support Fracking in California
The Keystone pipeline would result in environmental damage, would be foreign-owned and the oil would end up in foreign markets By Jim Hightower For Rep. Allen West, the skyrocketing price of gasoline is not just … Read moreThe Keystone XL Flim-Flam
>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares “Mission Accomplished” Still-President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” today in the fight to open up more oil fields. “The melting arctic ice will open access to one third … Read moreGlobal Warming Declared Big Success