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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN to Build Wall on Mexican Border

Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN to Build Wall on Mexican Border
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Says he’s tired of waiting for those ‘damn liberals’ to act Lou Dobbs announced he was leaving his longtime show in a broadcast that shocked all five of … Read more

Obama Signs Bipartisan Health & Economy Omnibus Bill

Obama Signs Bipartisan Health & Economy Omnibus Bill
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Super bill aims to solve all problems by requiring Americans to spend like never before A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON DC – President Obama signed historic legislation today … Read more

‘Righters’: New Group Claims to Be Righter Than the Left

‘Righters’: New Group Claims to Be Righter Than the Left
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Culmination of ‘Birther’ type groups said to incorporate all of them A Humor Times exclusive The latest right-wing activist group to emerge thinks they have what it takes … Read more

Palin’s Latest Shocker: Hosting New Talk Show

Palin’s Latest Shocker: Hosting New Talk Show
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Ex-governor given slot opposite Leno, before Letterman on CBS A Humor Times Exclusive Former Alaskan Governor and Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin stunned pundits and fans alike in July … Read more

Republicans Not Interested in ‘Popularity Contest’

Republicans Not Interested in ‘Popularity Contest’
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Say appealing to the masses is undignified A Humor Times special report Faced with declining popularity in the polls and accused of turning their backs on moderate elements … Read more

Insurance Companies Say Public Option Not Covered

Insurance Companies Say Public Option Not Covered
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Insist it must be killed to save patient A Humor Times special report Lobbyists for private health care insurance companies say that the public option in the Obama … Read more

America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil

America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Invaders target nation’s lawns, requiring “Shock and Awe” strategy, say experts A Humor Times special report When pundits debate national security in the media these days, they’re usually … Read more

God Now Tweeting

God Now Tweeting
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Says Dalai Lama’s tweeting is ‘amateur’ and that He’s making popcorn and watching March Madness HEAVEN – The Christian God yesterday began “Twittering” – as He calls it – … Read more

Republicans Eschew ‘Country First’ Motto

Republicans Eschew ‘Country First’ Motto
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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New slogan ‘Failure IS An Option’ a better fit, they say A Humor Times exclusive report WASHINGTON, DC – The GOP was forced to retract its “Country First” … Read more

Comcast to Offer Optional Porn With All Sporting Events

Comcast to Offer Optional Porn With All Sporting Events
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Pilot project termed ‘very successful’ The Comcast cable empire has launched a new program the company hopes will enhance their swollen profit margin: Optional porn with any sporting … Read more

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