Lost Journal: Chances of Advances in a Number of Slumber Techniques Peak
Journal entry: September 2, 2008 (age 39) – Slumber Techniques It’s 3:12 a.m., and I can’t sleep. So instead, I’m going to wax insomniac on ways to improve the … Read more
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The Little Red Hen
The tale of the little red hen’s business venture Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who lived on a farm past the woods. She … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: From A-Rod to Carlos Danger
A-Rod: Trying to ‘enhance’ his chances of playing again The FDA discovered e-coli in ground beef that is distributed nationwide but it won’t hurt the restaurant business. The … Read more
A Performance Enhanced Candidate
Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez … Read more
Forget Student Loans — Make Higher Ed Free
An enlightened society wouldn’t burden graduates with student loans Well, finally! Hard-right congressional leaders and the Obama White House have agreed that interest rates on student loans should … Read more
Lost Journal: Smart Alecks Outsmarted on Crank Call
Journal entry: April 13, 1982 (age 12) — Crank Calls James Bond shops at Radio Shack. That’s where I found the coolest gadget ever created. It’s a small … Read more
Will Durst, One of “3 Still Standing”
“3 Still Standing” — new film documents the staying power of three determined comedians The husband-and-wife team of Robert Campos and Donna LoCicero have nearly completed “3 Still … Read more
Totes Cray Cray: California!
California — mellow to the max, you best believe Due to recent massive chirpage from a group of wicked haters, now is the time for all good brahs and … Read more
Lessons Learned from Traveling in Italy (by a Recent Vacationer)
Traveling lessons: Italy Traveling is supposed to broaden one’s mind (while narrowing one’s wallet). So I never travel outside the country without returning with some important new experiences … Read more
Look Out — Here Comes the New Border-Industrial Complex
Border “security” means big bucks for “starving” defense contractors “Good fences make good neighbors,” goes the old adage. That civilizing thought refers to such friendly structures as the … Read more
