Argus Has Fun With The News: Donald Trump & More
The news according to Argus! In the news, Bill Maher was sued for joking that Donald Trump is the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan. … Read more
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Watch Out — the Drones Are Coming Home to Roost!
For nearly four years, President Obama refused to admit a foreign-policy “secret” that was widely known here and throughout the world — namely, that the White House, Pentagon … Read more
Lost Journal: Dramatic Reading is Nicer Than a Snoo Beadling
Journal entry: January 23, 1987 (age 17) Earlier tonight, the talent show at Seton Catholic Central High School was filled with singing, dancing, and, in the case of … Read more
Barack Hussein Obama 2013 State of the Union Drinking Game
What you need to play the State of the Union Drinking Game: To play the State of the Union Drinking Game, you need four taxpayers of any sex … Read more
Hemp: A Common Sense Crop for America’s Common Good
Hemp, hemp, hurray for a crop that could deliver a new economic high for America! Four years ago, Michelle Obama picked up a shovel and made a powerful … Read more
So God Made a Farmer: The Sequel
Yes, the Dodge trucks commercial using the late Paul Harvey‘s 1978 speech “So God Made a Farmer” resonated with millions of viewers and was voted one of the … Read more
Lost Journal: Special BONUS Column Commentary
Journal entry: January 29, 2008 (age 38) Hi, my name is Tim Mollen, and I’m the writer of “Lost Journal.” Welcome to the special, bonus commentary track for … Read more
Will Durst’s 2013 Political Animal Awards
Warning: It’s awards season. But I’m here to help. Hey! You! Yes, you. Sorry. Just trying to get your attention to impart an important warning here. For the … Read more
JPMorgan: Jamie Got Punished
The sad tale of poor Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan’s CEO If you are sensitive to stories of human suffering and economic hardship, let me warn you that the following … Read more
Obama’s Parallax Inauguration
Astronomers have a name for the phenomenon of an object appearing to be in different places, depending on the perspective from which it is viewed. It’s known as … Read more
