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“MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu” (J.C. Wade, Feb. 13, 2022) Dear Editor: On behalf of the Progresso party, I must object to all of the … Read more
The Washington Football Club fumbled an opportunity to redeem itself by renaming the team the Commanders, as if the quarterback decided to light up a cigarette on board … Read more
Putin’s WAR of choice. Ukraine doesn’t want to be part of Russia. Russians don’t want to die invading their Ukrainian neighbors… so we are left with Emperor Vlad … Read more
The truth about the food fight at Golden Corral has finally been revealed, sans Onion. Turns out that it was neither a shortage of steak nor someone being … Read more
Trumps accounting firm MAZARS- finally PRINTED what everyone knows – “DIS don’t add up”. Ten years of Donald’s CROOKED accounting – officially- “garbage”. Mazars gave Trump the Heisman-(meaning)-“no … Read more
There was a young lady in Congress, whose speeches refuted her protests. Her mind was so warped and grotesque, they located no waves on her brain test! There … Read more
Is Merritt Garland in a coma? Has any executive (who planned 01/06/2021) gone to jail? NOPE! An elementary class could provide evidence enough- Videos available on Fox News. … Read more
The New York Times (Feb. 9) reports that China and Russia have formed an “alliance of autocracies,” which the Washington Post refers to as a “bid to make … Read more
POOR WHITE POWER TRUMP TRASH The GOP are stupid, selfish, bigoted SOBs Who are pro-pandemic and full of disease. These right-wing whack jobs want to kill Anyone … Read more
Ronald the RayGun White insurrectionists are nostalgic for Ronald Reagan’s white America. Ronny would have won 1984 without climbing into bed for evangelical church nuts…look what HELL that … Read more