TUCKER IS A GREEN M&M F**KER

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“TUCKER IS A GREEN M&M F**KER” For purposes of full disclosure, I must say Triggering snowflakes is my poetic forte. If this is the first poem of mine … Read more

The Humor Times Review

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The Humor Times Review (Brace Yourselves) As if it matters I finally had the opportunity of reading the Sacramento, CA publication of the Humor Times. Please forgive me, … Read more

Give Us This Day Our Daily Brawl

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Among the many ironies surrounding the “food fight” at Golden Corral, here are some that reporters have overlooked completely: (1) The township of Bensalem (founded in 1682) was … Read more

TRUMP WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA

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“TRUMP WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA” (Sung to the tune “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” by The Charlie Daniels Band, released in 1979) Trump went down to Georgia, … Read more

CHERNOBYL

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Chernobyl: located on the Pripyat River, straddling the “line of control” between Ukraine and Russia. A Soviet era house guest -who has never left- A catastrophic meltdown in … Read more

Buy a 500 dollar house in Detroit in 2022

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It’s possible to buy a house (with property) in Detroit Michigan right now (2022) for 500 bucks. No housing shortages in the Motor City, no hyper inflated real-estate … Read more

Super Boot Camp

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Now that Super Bowl LVI is at last upon us, here’s the burning question for spectators: will the Washington political football pub get sacked again, as they were … Read more

MAD about VLAD

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Mad about Vlad Russians Know the scope of Putin’s criminality, palaces, and crude investments. Russians – like good folks everywhere, -struggle along, do what’s told, believing none of … Read more

De Vivis Nil Nisi Malum

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Headline: “Attempted Assassin John Hinckley, Jr. is Starting a Band and Looking for Musicians” (Zoe Strozewski, Newsweek, January 19, 2022) Scott Fitzgerald was dead wrong: there’s nothing but … Read more

Blue Bloods

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Soap opera- British buffoonery- featuring the “Royal Family.” Queen Mumsy realizing LATE… My “multi-Billion dollar-royal corporation” NOW jeopardized by FIRSTBORN NITWIT- Vice Lord Sweatamous. Vice Admiral- now stripped … Read more