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Trump, expressing his frustration with federal judges, pledges to replace them with AI.
In an exclusive Memorial Day interview with SNN Legal reported Doo Wynn Tyme, President Donald Trump expressed his frustration with federal judges who constantly block his directives.
He stated that, “These little pissant judges are foiling the will of the people by blocking and interfering with the administration of justice.”
He continued, “But their time is short. We are going to replace them with entities of Artificial Ignorance and justice will flow like sweet water. We will remove all the undesirables from America swiftly.”
The President said that Artificial Ignorance does not succumb to politics, personal prejudices nor pet causes. He said he has appointed former Bureau of Prisons head Dr. Twintee Tew Lyffe to oversee the transition.
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