This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: You Herd it on Fox News

Fox news viewers are first brainwashed, then put through the “spin” cycle.

When the emperor has no clothes you can anticipate a hasty “cover-up.”

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Fox News’ Sean Hannity demonstrates the ‘gamesmanship of news.’ Photo by Gage Skidmore.

A know-nothing denies everything.

The GOP is only interested in it’s diversion of the truth.

With outlaws, there’s no justice.

Hindsight is 20/20. Oversight is 2019.

Better regulate than never.

Nancy drew her line… in the quicksand!

The truth will set you free. Unless you’re lying.

No other course, just deserts!

Heroes give everything, zeros give nothing.

The White House Anonymouse squeaks the truth.

“Christians” for Trump: Amazing Disgrace.

When bad tastes good, intellect goes hungry.

In the sixties they were angry young men. In the nineties they were angry white males. So be sure nowadays to watch out for angry old farts.

Victimize women now and you’ll pay for it violater.

It’s all about respect. No woman should have to feel squeasy.

Global warming is fueling my atmosfear.

Be for thought before action.

If Id got loose, where would Ego?

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I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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