Trump is Putin’s laptop dog.
![laptop dog](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/30109004848_51683e140a_z-400x327.jpg)
Trump’s legacy lies in his claims to defame.
Those that demand the most respect invariably give the least.
Propagandists attack in formation.
Republicans are hoping to runoff with Georgia in a mudslide.
Presidential pardons: Guilty party favors.
Money buys a paper view.
There’s a bloodsucker borne every minute.
Trump’s swan song: “Should I Stay or Should I Go Crazy?”
What time is it in America? Half-past assinine.
Anti-maskers demand their free doom of choice.
No fear. Also, no sense.
Our forests are being cut down to sighs.
Protect victimmigrants.
Sports psychology: Put me on, coach!
Slang is just a phrase we’re going through.
Holy bliss sings gospel music.
Don’t blame politicians too much; when you’re always running it’s difficult to still stand for anything.
Pigs reap as they sow.
Pimp my blimp so I’ll have a Goodyear.
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