NRA head says gun manufacturers, who already make a mini-rifle, should make a mini-mini-rifle for kids In addition to suggesting American schools have armed officers on hand to shoot massacre-prone maniacs, NRA head Wayne LaPierre … Read moreNRA: Kids Over 5 Should Pack Heat
by Nancy Freiberg and Jon Mathis The Wall Street Journal recently reported that more than 70 percent of people battling each other over Black Friday sales this year – traditionally the time to buy loved … Read moreChristmas Present for Me? Thanks, Me!
Karl Rove insists his Fox News rant has been vindicated President Obama, elated after his reelection Tuesday night, said today that Karl Rove was right when he said the president had “succeeded by suppressing the … Read moreObama Says Karl Rove is Right About Him Suppressing the Vote
A customer’s correspondence with all-knowing Groupon By Nancy Freiberg and Jon Mathis Dear Groupon: Thanks for your latest e-mail of fabulous offers. How do you know me so well? Do you have secret hidden … Read moreThanks, Groupon!
‘It’s kind of like Bain,’ says Romney, ‘hollow out and move in’ Failing to succeed with a snail strategy, Gov. Mitt Romney has resorted to acting like a terrestrial hermit crab. Scientists recently discovered that … Read moreRomney Tries New ‘Hermit Crab’ Strategy
Can ‘Etch A Sketch’ debate format draw in more visually-oriented youth voters? In a nod to a Mitt Romney aide, who once said his boss’ campaign is “kind of like an Etch A Sketch,” an … Read moreThe Sketchiest Debate Ever
Barneys New York to build on successful transformation of Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck Reeling from the success of making Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck look like anorexic whores, Barneys New York has decided to … Read moreEeny, Minnie, Tiny Ho
They say Mitt’s too stiff, but check it out, he’s got chops! That Mitt Romney sure has a sense of humor. How about that joke he just made about his wife’s plane filling up with … Read moreMitt Romney Humor: Tagg, You’re It!