Pornographic Weather Map Shocks Viewers
A weather map deemed “pornographic” was quickly removed today. “The graphic was a bit too graphic,” said a spokesman. A weather map showing a slow-moving storm stretching across … Read more
A weather map deemed “pornographic” was quickly removed today. “The graphic was a bit too graphic,” said a spokesman. A weather map showing a slow-moving storm stretching across … Read more
Suicidal Americans, a minority on the rise, now have a new, tailor-made employment opportunity. Listen up, all you suicidal sorts out there. Big pharma has an offer you … Read more
The children’s pool game, Marco Polo, is dangerously annoying. Joseph Puerile, 84, was rushed to Orlando Regional Medical Center, where he was later pronounced dead. The cause of … Read more
Gummy Bears, while cute and tasty, set bad example SAN DIEGO, CA — Gummy Bears candy has been around for decades, giving children the world over a fun … Read more
Father’s Day “Iron Dad Competition” squelched due to nothing but “Softie Dads” available BIRMINGHAM, AL – The “10th Annual Father’s Day Iron Dad Competition,” set to take place … Read more
Jim Cantore not excited about prospect of working for Kim Jong un Supreme Leader Kim Jong un was hopping mad this week when, for the umpteenth time, his … Read more
David Schwimmer played Ross Geller on the NBC hit television sitcom Friends Producers of the CBS hit series CSI: NY, which was cancelled last year, have announced today … Read more
Minnie and Mickey Mouse lose it during Disney press conference ORLANDO, FL — Disney announced last week that they are raising their park entry fees once again to … Read more
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more
DNA test: God particle could be lesser known Jesus particle Sister Mary Catherine Ruth McTierney of Boston, Massachusetts, has found herself smack dab in the middle of a … Read more