Musk Scolds Seniors: ‘Your Spree of Waste, Fraud and Abuse is at an End’
Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more
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The Battle of Baraboo: Privatizer Greed v. Seniors’ Health Care
Even acrobats and clowns could not surpass the dazzling tent show playing out in Baraboo, WI this month. Baraboo, Wisconsin, is known as the former home of the … Read more
Tom Selleck Shills for AAG: Inveigles Seniors
“I’ve found that banks,” said Tom Selleck, “are mostly run by very prosperous, happy people.” Long-time television personality Tom Selleck (Magnum, P.I, Blue Bloods) has come under fire … Read more
Hey Old Lady! Want to Buy a Reverse Mortgage?
As far as Facebook is concerned, I am now an Old Lady. I just turned 63, so naturally Facebook hit me with an ad for coping with memory … Read more
Why Turning 65 Is So Great
A few reasons turning 65 is actually pretty awesome! Turning 65 is daunting – a definite tunnel at the end of the light – but the more I … Read more
Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more
Ode to Paul Ryan
Ode to Paul Ryan Look out for shifty Paul Ryan. He’s slick and practiced at lyin’ All seniors beware; He’ll cut medicare, Won’t care if you’re sick or … Read more
Married Couple Celebrates 75 Years of Holding Farts In
The secret to a long and happy marriage: holding farts in Harold and Thelma Lyons have been married for 75 years. In this age of short engagements and … Read more
He Wants Me Naked When I Fling the Front Door Open: Joan Price’s ‘Ageless Erotica’
Book Review: “Ageless Erotica” If you want a glimpse into the erotic imaginations of sex writers who’ve been around the block a few times, pick up a copy … Read more
Disappearing Moderation: What We Need Is More POOP
Moderation today is increasingly a memory, but senior citizens can help By Thomas Richard Harry Noting an apparent dearth of public political comment from senior citizens as the … Read more
