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As far as Facebook is concerned, I am now an Old Lady. I just turned 63, so naturally Facebook hit me with an ad for coping with memory loss. As far as my favorite social … Read moreHey Old Lady! Want to Buy a Reverse Mortgage?
A few reasons turning 65 is actually pretty awesome! Turning 65 is daunting – a definite tunnel at the end of the light – but the more I think about it, the more I can … Read moreWhy Turning 65 Is So Great
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once have any of them arrived on the … Read morePost Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures
Ode to Paul Ryan Look out for shifty Paul Ryan. He’s slick and practiced at lyin’ All seniors beware; He’ll cut medicare, Won’t care if you’re sick or you’re dyin’. He claims the economy’s bust, … Read moreOde to Paul Ryan
The secret to a long and happy marriage: holding farts in Harold and Thelma Lyons have been married for 75 years. In this age of short engagements and even shorter marriages, the one thing that … Read moreMarried Couple Celebrates 75 Years of Holding Farts In
Book Review: “Ageless Erotica” If you want a glimpse into the erotic imaginations of sex writers who’ve been around the block a few times, pick up a copy of “Ageless Erotica” a new collection of … Read moreHe Wants Me Naked When I Fling the Front Door Open: Joan Price’s ‘Ageless Erotica’
Moderation today is increasingly a memory, but senior citizens can help By Thomas Richard Harry Noting an apparent dearth of public political comment from senior citizens as the current presidential campaign is playing out, I’m … Read moreDisappearing Moderation: What We Need Is More POOP
Some call it profiling. Some call it discrimination. Some call it stereotyping. Some call it “Grandma, you can’t keep ripping off my metropolitan phonebook in order to see over the steering wheel!” Whatever one’s gut … Read moreOlder Drivers: Should They Be Tested?