John V Thomas
Take the Plunge, or Drain the Trump?
“White House Toilet Deposed by January 6 Committee” (Ted Holland, Feb. 18, 2022) Since the original story broke wind, three more Oval Office toilets have been thrown or … Read more
Slaving Under a Hot Stove
“MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu” (J.C. Wade, Feb. 13, 2022) Dear Editor: On behalf of the Progresso party, I must object to all of the … Read more
WHAT’S IN A NAME PLAN?
The Washington Football Club fumbled an opportunity to redeem itself by renaming the team the Commanders, as if the quarterback decided to light up a cigarette on board … Read more
PUTIN-on everyone’s lips
Putin’s WAR of choice. Ukraine doesn’t want to be part of Russia. Russians don’t want to die invading their Ukrainian neighbors… so we are left with Emperor Vlad … Read more
Where the Rubber Meets the Room
The truth about the food fight at Golden Corral has finally been revealed, sans Onion. Turns out that it was neither a shortage of steak nor someone being … Read more
THE LADY DOTH PROTEST HERSELF
There was a young lady in Congress, whose speeches refuted her protests. Her mind was so warped and grotesque, they located no waves on her brain test! There … Read more
On file in Florida
Is Merritt Garland in a coma? Has any executive (who planned 01/06/2021) gone to jail? NOPE! An elementary class could provide evidence enough- Videos available on Fox News. … Read more
Another Day, Another False Alarm
The New York Times (Feb. 9) reports that China and Russia have formed an “alliance of autocracies,” which the Washington Post refers to as a “bid to make … Read more