Overworked Guardian Angels Putting Lives at Risk
Today’s busy lifestyles are beginning to take a toll on the angelic presence sent here to protect us, according to a Catholic priest who says he’s personally witnessed … Read more
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47 Percent Distancing Themselves from the 99% of Which 52% Don’t Identify With the One Percent
We’re 77 percent sure this article will clarify things for about 47 percent of you The lines between the haves and have nots are still a bit blurry, … Read more
Onion Spoof Article Picked Up as Real News: A Threat to Serious Journalism?
Iranian news agency reprint of spoof news raises serious questions about silly sites Note to readers: This article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the … Read more
Romney, the Artful Dodger, Takes on Big Bird and the World
Romney: “Who deserves public support more, dumb ol’ Big Bird or Olympic star Rafalca?” Mitt Romney, feeling fine after his self-proclaimed stellar performance in the first presidential debate … Read more
Comedy Central Endorses Mitt Romney for President
Shocking Comedy Central endorsement underscores desperate need for dependable comic fodder The various personalities that make up the Comedy Central channel were asked on Friday to give their … Read more
Secret Service Raids Sesame Street: Romney Kidnapping Plot Revealed
Effort to subdue inner-city Sesame Street gang successful By Matt Rock, Pardon the Pundit Several famous Sesame Street characters were arrested today, and many more were injured, after … Read more
Guide to Voter ID Laws (Video)
Confused by all the controversy surrounding the new voter ID laws? Don’t be! Here’s your handy-dandy Guide to Voter ID Laws, from the patriotic crew at Funny or … Read more
Snail Strategy Appeals to Mitt Romney
Romney: ‘Slow and slimy wins the race’ Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, inspired by a recent New Scientist article on a Japanese snail that can shed its foot and … Read more
Romney Accuses Obama of Psyching Him out Before the Debate
The presidential debate chess match begins It is just one day before the first presidential debate and folks in the Romney camp are already coming up with excuses … Read more
Psychiatrist Offering Free Therapy Sessions for Romney Voters
A Pennsylvania psychiatrist is seeing a pattern emerging among older voters in his state who, even after all the signs that Mitt Romney is definitely not prepared to … Read more
