Blessed are the Rich
For the rich giveth by taking away One thing I’ve come to value in the last couple of years is the altruism and keen economic insights of the … Read more
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National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States
U.S. settles with creditors, erases the national debt — unfortunately, also erases the nation The National Debt has reached $16 trillion. In an effort to pay off this … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: The Royal Baby & Much More
On the royal baby, Detroit bankruptcy, immigration, and many more hilarious subjects! Prince William and Kate left her parents’ home Friday, sparking frenzy that the royal birth was … Read more
Lost Journal: Onstage, Being Good at Being Bad Can Be Good or Bad
Journal entry: August 5, 2008 (age 39) – Onstage As an actor, most of the roles I’ve landed have been comedic. I don’t have the looks to be … Read more
Texas Yellow Roses and Pink Sneakers
Hold your horses, little ladies, Texas lawmen have your best interests at heart! Normally when the general public ponders Texas, a whole lot of big sky and rugged … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Twinkies, Royal Babies & More
Smaller Twinkies seen as un-American Hostess Twinkies returned Tuesday but the new Twinkies weigh less and have less calories than old Twinkies. Reaction was bad. In Los Angeles … Read more
Banking Lobbyists: “Helping Hands” Helping Themselves
Helpful lobbyists make bill-writing easy for lazy Congress The word “help” is so uplifting, conveying our best humanitarian values. How odd, then, to see it used in this … Read more
How to Secure a Seat Belt (and Other Challenges We Could Figure Out Ourselves)
Seat belt instruction is still provided on flights. What if other parts of the hospitality industry provided similarly useless tutelage? The last generation of travelers that was not … Read more
Lost Journal: Yes, But When Will the Caged Bird Sing?
Journal entry: July 10, 1973 (age 4) – Caged Bird Now that I’m four, I get to go over to my friends’ houses sometimes, as long as one … Read more
Excerpts from the Catalog of the Global Warehouse of Abandoned Art
“Such works [of abandoned art] … will enter into a strange netherworld. Removed from the marketplace, these objects will live on in warehouses, unseen and unappreciated, becoming what … Read more
