Organic Subsidiaries Out GMO-Using Parent Conglomerates
One of the most important elections being held on November 6 doesn’t even have a Democratic, Republican, Green, Libertarian or other partisan candidate on the ballot. Imagine! Yet, … Read more
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Snail Strategy Appeals to Mitt Romney
Romney: ‘Slow and slimy wins the race’ Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, inspired by a recent New Scientist article on a Japanese snail that can shed its foot and … Read more
POLL: Who will win the presidential debates?
Make your voice heard! Answer the Humor Times Poll on the presidential debates! The presidential debates are coming. Of course, they usually have little effect on the election … Read more
Romney Accuses Obama of Psyching Him out Before the Debate
The presidential debate chess match begins It is just one day before the first presidential debate and folks in the Romney camp are already coming up with excuses … Read more
Lost Journal: More Snores Mean Less Deep Sleep
Journal entry: Deep Sleep, November 8, 2007 (age 38) Fluorescent lights flickered above me, casting a sickly glow over the drab walls of the room. Lying stiffly on a … Read more
Volunteering for Fun at the Toddler Gym
A trip to the toddler gym is a learning experience for Dad Since I’ve stopped working in an office, I’ve had many hours to reflect on my past … Read more
Psychiatrist Offering Free Therapy Sessions for Romney Voters
A Pennsylvania psychiatrist is seeing a pattern emerging among older voters in his state who, even after all the signs that Mitt Romney is definitely not prepared to … Read more
The Lascivious, Lewd Law Library
A lewd, lascivious look at our local law library They say that lawyers are a breed apart. In fact, we should wonder if they are really even be … Read more
Columbus Day: Time To Abandon Ship?
In Fourteen Hundred Ninety-Two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue; In the year of our Lord Two Thousand Twelve, they’re trying hard his day to shelve Even under the … Read more
October Surprises
The ‘October Surprise’: Every campaign has one — or more When the end draws near and prospects darken, and polls solidify in the wrong direction, and the base … Read more
