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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/7/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Canada turns 158, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
I Was There When JFK Appeared on ‘The Lead with Jake Tapper’
Exclusive! The day JFK walked onto the set of “The Lead with Jake Tapper” – an eyewitness account. By Peter Merkl Suddenly, JFK was standing there on the … Read more
WWE SummerSlam: Trump vs Mamdani in Billionaire Bunker-Buster-Bomb Flaming Death Match!
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) This year’s WWE SummerSlam features “Trump vs Mamdani” in the first-ever “Billionaire Bunker-Buster-Bomb Flaming Death Match.” The world of professional wrestling and … Read more
Trump to Star in ‘Spamalot’ Revival
President Trump has signed on for a 20-week engagement in the starring role in a Kennedy Center revival of “Spamalot.” Taking time away from his White House responsibilities, … Read more
Bezos and Other Billionaires Defecating on Florida Town
Yes, there are actually billionaires defecating on the commoners in Florida. Don’t let it be said that the superrich care only about themselves, always taking from society and … Read more
