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Disgraced Kentucky Derby Winner Sues Trainer for Disqualification
Medina Spirit feels he would have won the Kentucky Derby without “no stinkin’ horse crack,” and is suing “human scumbag” Bob Baffert. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) … Read more
Your Dog Knows Better Than to Let the GOP ‘Fix’ U.S. Postal Service
Donald Trump declared he would make fixing the Postal Service a priority, but in the same way your veterinarian “fixes” your dog. It was surprising when Donald Trump … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/1/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, like that about the “Friends Reunion,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
