satire
Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’
“Press the Meat” is set to debut in two weeks, and reportedly will feature the ex-president’s wide-ranging sex exploits. Former President Donald J. Trump has gone public with … Read more
GOP to Pick House Speaker on ‘Big Brother’ Reality Show
In order to finally end the Speaker of the House saga, the Republican Party will pick the winner of “Big Brother.” In an effort to end its long … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/23/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Phillies, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Universally Known Problem Solver Called In to Help Elect Speaker
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Republican Party has contacted a world-famous problem solver to help elect a Speaker of the House. SNN has learned from an … Read more