Humanity Truly is Going to Hell in a Handbasket
Going ‘down the tubes’ ditched in favor of the more dire ‘to hell in a handbasket’ A group of Sociologists at the University of California – Berkeley have … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Al Gore’s Carbon Footprint Now Visible from Space
Inconvenient truth for Al Gore Spectacular new images of Earth were released by NASA yesterday detailing various aspects of our magnificent blue and green marble. One photo in … Read more
Man Bites Tongue; Unable to Eat His Words
A local man has found himself in quite a difficult situation as he unfortunately bit his tongue and was unable to eat his words after spouting off at … Read more
Bernard Madoff Takes Up Writing Poetry in Prison
No remorse, but great rhyming skills for Bernie Madoff Bernard “Bernie” Madoff, the mastermind of the largest Ponzi scheme in US History, is now well into his fourth … Read more
The Prelude of the Green Bay Packers and Their Powerful Push to Pointedly Pound Their Peers into Pulver
How the Green Bay Packers came to be Many wonder how it is that a little, forgotten town on the frozen banks of Lake Michigan could become the … Read more
Real Reason Über Rich are Hoarding the World’s Wealth
The ultimate insurance policy for the über rich Turn on any news channel these days, especially the liberal, left-leaning ones, and you will see a panel of analysts … Read more
A Performance Enhanced Candidate
Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez … Read more
Recent Study: Mayo Linked to Satan
Mayo is smooth, like the devil Conclusive data, uncovered in a new and impartial study conducted by the highly professional food scientists here at the Good Foods Research … Read more
Millions of Extremely Important Tweets Lost to Ether as Twitter Goes Down Momentarily
The Day the Twitter-verse Stood Still Millions of astute, insightful, earth-shaking and otherwise irreplaceable tweets were wasted today — lost forever to the recesses of the universe — … Read more
Motown Returns to Detroit, City Returns to Life
Detroit revived by Motown revival The return of the famous soul music legend Motown Records to its birthplace Detroit has had an ebullient effect on the bankrupt city. … Read more
