Looking at NRA’s Wayne LaPierre as a Child May Explain a Lot
Childhood antics of Wayne LaPierre reveal early clues to character A recent biography of NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre shines a light on his character, and may reveal why … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Kim and Kanye Name Baby ‘North West’ Because ‘Latitude’ and ‘Longitude’ Taken
Kim and Kanye: “At least we didn’t name it ‘North By Northwest’!” Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, forever in the public eye (somewhere between the iris and the … Read more
News of the Future: Second Civil War Ends in 2017
America Divided East and West, Right-winger and Leftist, in News of the Future News of the Future, April, 2018 — Many changes have come to America in the … Read more
Eric Holder in New Summer Blockbuster: DOJBall!
A performance by Eric Holder and his all-star cast that America won’t soon forget In theaters now! If you liked Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn’s performance in the … Read more
Deaf 3-Year Old Student Arrested for Bringing Finger-Gun to School
Keeping schools safe: Yet another student arrested Hunter Spanjer, who also goes by “Little John Wayne” or the “Tiny Terminator,” depending on the social situation, became the latest … Read more
Al-Qaeda Plans Impacted by Labor Issues
Al-Qaeda insists drone attacks are not the problem Al-Qaeda senior leaders this morning released a statement that conflicts with U.S. analyst determination that their movement has been decimated … Read more
Dreaded Online Disease ‘Freeitis’ Afflicting Many
The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as “Freeitis” Freeitis is a recent mental disease in … Read more
It’s Alive! GMO Wheat Stage Million Grain March on Capitol
Recently escaped from the lab, GMO wheat is ‘occupying’ farmland — as well as Washington — and demanding its rights Ever since unapproved GMO wheat was found sprouting … Read more
The DOJ Probes Itself
Eric Holder’s DOJ to investigate behavior of DOJ Startling information has come to light regarding the Department Of Justice (DOJ) Attorney General Eric Holder’s seizure of months of … Read more
American Youth’s Harrowing Tale: “I Was Locked in a Room and Forced to Read”
It’s tough these days for American youth It’s as disturbing as it is real, which is why many are calling it really disturbing. An American youth, a young … Read more
