Call of Duty: Enchant a Goblin Priest
The NSA takes its “call of duty” seriously Think we can all agree these are pretty exciting times. Matter of fact, might be more exciting than we had … Read more
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Lost Journal: Meeting President Clinton
Journal entry: December 6, 1994 (age 25) – President Clinton My friend, Amy Klockowski, is what I call a “womensch.” She works at the Democratic Leadership Council (DLC), … Read more
Ripping Off The Headlines
Reading the headlines and jumping to conclusions The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Elton John, Mayor Rob Ford, the NSA & more!
Elton John, Mayor Rob Ford, the NSA & much more! Elton John dared the Russian government to cancel his upcoming concert in Moscow Tuesday, saying he will speak … Read more
Coca-Cola’s Conspiracy Against Tap Water
Coca-Cola is running a stealth advertising campaign Stealth? Yes, it’s a nationwide product promotion that’s being run below the public radar! Why would a corporation as ad-dependent as … Read more
Lost Journal: An Interloping Irish Princess
Journal entry: March 6, 2011 (age 41) – Irish Princess The St. Patrick’s Day Parade is a big deal in Binghamton. I skipped the festivities yesterday, but enjoyed … Read more
The Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2013
It was a bounteous year for comic relief: Here’s your Top 10! Be still, your beating hearts. As we exultantly find ourselves in this festive place once again. … Read more
Circus Rules
Joining the circus is not all cotton candy and clown cars! To Whom It May Concern: Joining the circus is not all cotton candy and clown cars. Please … Read more
Bright Light – Dark Theater: Too Smart for a Smart Phone
Resisting the urge to buy a fancy-smancy smart phone By Michael Larson Nope! I’m not going to get it. No way! Rather than give in to the ‘dark … Read more
Billionaires Reap a Cornucopia of Farm Subsidy Cash
Congress is a very poor gardener, for it keeps watering the weeds and pulling the flowers: Farm subsidy cash helps those who don’t need it. December is a … Read more
