Yes, they’re going after terrorists, but our information is in the queue too… just in case We are all celebrities now. Ever since we won Time Magazine’s Person of the Year in 2006, the same … Read moreFreedom of Too Much Information
In a video — over strangely cheery music — Bachmann announced she will not seek re-election I attended a tea party event hosted by Congresswoman Michele Bachmann the day before the Republican National Convention in … Read moreBachmann’s Retirement Delivers a Death Blow to the 1850s
Always creative, Apple is now a creative cheat Investigators say due to some creative Ireland-based tax gimmicks, Apple has managed to keep $75 billion away from the IRS’s reach just in the years 2009-2012. Even … Read moreApple Could Pay for Moore
Why does the outrage machine not crank up around the end of February to “take back Easter from the godless?” Why haven’t these clever secularists tried to take over Easter just like they’ve allegedly hijacked … Read moreWhy Isn’t There a War on Easter?
Call it a-few-inches-below-your-navel-gazing: Protesting male circumcision in Africa to battle a very real AIDS crisis In Reykjavik, Iceland there is the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which boasts the world’s largest collection of penises. For around $20 … Read moreAIDS & Penises: The Dudes Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks
Inaction in Congress making you sick? That’s the plan. Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, now referred to as Factious Disorder by Proxy or FDbP, is where a parent or caretaker enjoys the attention of having a … Read moreCongress Has Munchausen by Proxy
Things change, even with the NRA in the USA In August 1925, The New York Times estimated 50,000 — 60,000 members of the Ku Klux Klan marched in a parade in our nation’s capital. It … Read moreAll-Powerful NRA? A Sea Change in the Firearms Debate