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Jul 182017
 
 By , July 18, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/18/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Jul 182017
 
 By , July 18, 2017
The Jerry Duncan Show: Senator Mitch McConnell Interviewed

Anytown U.S.A. The rock song “Maniac” is heard in the introduction for The Jerry Duncan Show on syndicated radio. Senator Mitch McConnell is being interviewed. JERRY (opening lines for every show) Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. JERRY [more…]

Jul 132017
 
 By , July 13, 2017
The Ping-Pong Effect: Executive Orders

Donald Trump derided Barack Obama during his campaign for using Executive Orders, but he has now become addicted to the handy shortcut. Donald J Trump has many tools at his disposal. Both Houses of Congress. The support of rural America. Friends in high places. His [more…]

Jul 102017
 
 By , July 10, 2017
We Are a Fly on the Wall at a GOP Health Care Meeting

Listening in on a Republican meeting of the minds on health care: “What are we going to do about health care?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through, our handlers will come down on us heavy!” [more…]

Jul 072017
 
 By , July 7, 2017
Trump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip

The real reason Donald Trump is making a last minute trip to Slovenia, Melania’s birthplace It has long been believed that President Donald Trump, who has described his own hair as resembling ‘a wet raccoon,’ had purchased his disproportionately more attractive Eastern European wives for [more…]

Jul 072017
 
 By , July 7, 2017
Dear Noble Rustics Who Gave Us Our 45th President

A letter to you real and true Americans who chose this president to lead Last November, you real and true Americans chose a New York City real estate developer as our 45th President because of your disdain for people who have done this sort of [more…]

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