Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]
“The Bible story is just a hoax. I didn’t cause the fall of man – it’s fake news. Apples for all!” – Belly-Crawling Snake HELL – The Biblical serpent claimed last night that it was not responsible for the catastrophic Fall of Man recorded in [more…]
Anytown U.S.A. The rock song “Maniac” is heard in the introduction for The Jerry Duncan Show on syndicated radio. Senator Mitch McConnell is being interviewed. JERRY (opening lines for every show) Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. JERRY [more…]
Donald Trump derided Barack Obama during his campaign for using Executive Orders, but he has now become addicted to the handy shortcut. Donald J Trump has many tools at his disposal. Both Houses of Congress. The support of rural America. Friends in high places. His [more…]
Listening in on a Republican meeting of the minds on health care: “What are we going to do about health care?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through, our handlers will come down on us heavy!” [more…]
Latest transcript of the revolutionary new talk radio show! INTRO The rock song “Maniac” is heard in the introduction to The Jerry Duncan Show — a nationally syndicated talk radio program. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. [more…]
New edition: “This Won’t Hurt (Us) a Bit: When ‘health care’ is actually ‘wealth care’ for the rich.” On our FREE Humor Times app! In the latest edition of the “News in Cartoons” Humor Times app, called This Won’t Hurt (Us) a Bit, the world’s [more…]
The real reason Donald Trump is making a last minute trip to Slovenia, Melania’s birthplace It has long been believed that President Donald Trump, who has described his own hair as resembling ‘a wet raccoon,’ had purchased his disproportionately more attractive Eastern European wives for [more…]
A letter to you real and true Americans who chose this president to lead Last November, you real and true Americans chose a New York City real estate developer as our 45th President because of your disdain for people who have done this sort of [more…]
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin at the G20 First — sorry for the Title… There’s been much speculation on where & when Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin will exchange glances at the G20 for the first time — I say, it’s already been scripted: Tinkling [more…]